By Charli Lance (this article has been translated from puppy talk to English)
I attended my first regular meeting last month as the 2023 Tin Lizzies Mascot. I found it quite interesting, in between my naps and allowing fortunate members to pet me, I think in hopes of increasing their luck. FYI, I am not a Buddha. I woke up to hear a man named Mark talking about easy day tours and this reminded me of the tours I take daily with my mom in the hills surrounding my home. One day, I saw a dog outside my fence, and I was Terrier-fied. I then ran across a shed that had a runabout taken apart and I really don’t think mom knows about…yet. Send Help for dad! I have a speedster that is not quite as fast as me yet, I tried to chew on the big rubber balls on it and mom & dad say NO, those are called tires. I can’t wait until this tour thing they are talking about happens, I hope we find good barking-lots. I heard a man named Larry talking about in-fun-tory, so I think he has thousands of dollars in toys stored at his house and needs help counting them. You can count me in!
I did eat a lamp shade this past week. It did not taste well, nor did it brighten my day after mom saw it. Dad said it looks vintage now, mom was not pleased. I look forward to seeing you all again in a twinkling of an eye and remember always carry a tennis ball & Charli snacks!